jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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cooldudebro:

chasethedank:

cooldudebro:

iamascientist3786:

cooldudebro:

thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

this woman is flirting with the personification of death, exactly like the saying ‘flirting with death’, except it’s been made into a visual pun. if you look really really carefully you can even see a random collection of potentially lethal items next to her, perhaps(?) implying that she is endangering her own life by using or being around them. so clever. i love it.

Okay but now you explained it and your explanation makes me want to punch myself. You don’t have to look “really, really” close, those things are in PLAIN, OBVIOUS SIGHT. Bluh.

if you look really really close you can see the woman is having an intimate conversation with this grim reaper figure presumably in a bar or some other drinking establishment with a lit stick of dynamite on the surface next to her. this could possibly be a very very subtle play on the phrase ‘flirting with death’. so clever. i love it.

you are annoying whoever you are thanks for explaining the picture NONE OF US GOT IT

annoying? im trying to help everyone since none of you understood the joke. youve even admitted it. the trick to truly comprehending this very clever image is to try and take in as much of the picture as possible. you need to look very very closely. pay particular attention to the ‘speech bubble’, which can lead one to recall a certain oft used phrase. see if you can work it out ;) ill give you a clue - ‘flirting w _ t _ death’

cooldudebro:

chasethedank:

cooldudebro:

iamascientist3786:

cooldudebro:

thecouscousqueen:

this is so clever i love it

this woman is flirting with the personification of death, exactly like the saying ‘flirting with death’, except it’s been made into a visual pun. if you look really really carefully you can even see a random collection of potentially lethal items next to her, perhaps(?) implying that she is endangering her own life by using or being around them. so clever. i love it.

Okay but now you explained it and your explanation makes me want to punch myself. You don’t have to look “really, really” close, those things are in PLAIN, OBVIOUS SIGHT. Bluh.

if you look really really close you can see the woman is having an intimate conversation with this grim reaper figure presumably in a bar or some other drinking establishment with a lit stick of dynamite on the surface next to her. this could possibly be a very very subtle play on the phrase ‘flirting with death’. so clever. i love it.

you are annoying whoever you are thanks for explaining the picture NONE OF US GOT IT

annoying? im trying to help everyone since none of you understood the joke. youve even admitted it. the trick to truly comprehending this very clever image is to try and take in as much of the picture as possible. you need to look very very closely. pay particular attention to the ‘speech bubble’, which can lead one to recall a certain oft used phrase. see if you can work it out ;) ill give you a clue - ‘flirting w _ t _ death’

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kartari:

hey if you’re a gay guy and you grope a girl bc you think it’s funny or whatever i really truly don’t care that you’re not sexually attracted to women that’s a weak excuse for violating someone’s personal space and you know it

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hotslut69:

did everyone just quietly forgive pharrell for being in blurred lines

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myhouseoflego:

Sprawl II (Mountains Beyond Mountains) by Arcade Fire

These days my life I feel it has no purpose
But late at night the feelings swim to the surface

'Cause on the surface the city lights shine
They’re calling at me, come and find your kind

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yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

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Breaking Bad Appreciation Week Day 4: Relationships

↳ i’m good anywhere as long as it’s the two of us.

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Hayao Miyazaki - Self Portrait.

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haskull:

haskull:

fcottm:

haskull:

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